(Billy Bob Thornton/Marty Stuart)
Lightning bugs buzzing round the piss elm tree I'm a hundred miles from reality I take a big drag and suck it all in Blow it out the window, let it ride on the wind I see indigo wheels of purple and blue People on TV look like me and you There's spiders on the ceiling and buzzards on the wall If I could find the telephone I'd give you a call Smoking in bed Smoking in bed It's bad for my body and good for my head I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed Have any of y'all ever seen a mattress burn While listening to The Byrds sing "Turn! Turn! Turn!" I've seen it happen, I'm living proof If you don't believe me, look at the hole in my roof Now I can lay here and look out at the sky And watch fuzzy black dragons as they fly by I think it's time to roll me a big old fatty And try to find the phone and call Miss Paisley Patty Smoking in bed Smoking in bed It's bad for my body and good for my head I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed Smoking in bed Smoking in bed It's bad for my body and good for my head I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed Yeah